friend i don’t find attractive: do you think i’m hot.

me:

  • friend: SO ME AND MY FRIENDS WE BLAHBLAHBDLFLDKSLFKDSLFKLSDKFDS'LFDSLKLDSLFKDLKLSDKFLDKSFL'DKSL;FJDKSJFASLKF;ASDLKSALDKSA;DSAKSA;DK;SAK -insert long ass story here-
  • me: yeah? well this and this happened to me.
  • friend: .....
  • me: ......
  • friend: .....
  • me: ......
  • friend: .....
  • me: ......
  • me: so anyway, back to your story.
  • friend: OH YEAH SO ANYWAY, BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
that awkward moment when you’re being nice with your friend on facebook and another friend asks “is there something i should know about?”


Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. Who’s Michael?
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God, Ross, no hang up the phone, give me the phone, Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the…
Ross: You’re over me? What, you’re uh, you’re, you’re over me? When, when were you… under me?

- Friends 2x07 ‘The One Where Ross Finds Out’